Tuesday, 1 July 2014
Facebook Rant or Why I Hate My Friends
Facebook, Usually a mix of friends, family and people you went to school with a long time ago and have never really stayed in contact with but you came up as a friend in common and you thought it would be rude if you didn't accept their request.
Facebook, a way of REALLY learning which people you hate.
Seriously though, you can tell a lot about people by the crap they share on Facebook.
I have really grown to dislike a LOT of people I know on Facebook, (PS, if you are reading this through a link I posted on Facebook, I don't mean you, you are fucking fabulous) from the sharing of hysterical lies passed off as facts, (If I see one more Lotus flower photoshopped to look like a bloody nipple I am going to lose my shit) to yesterdays offering which made me want to burn down the internet in it's entirety. Yesterday, someone decided to share a video of a foetus, allegedly from a late abortion.
Classy, Facebook. Very classy.
Firstly, let me unfriend your arse because if you are sharing that, then I really want NOTHING to do with you whatsoever. You can have your opinions about abortion (you are wrong, but you can have them) but what I do not want to happen is see videos (real or otherwise) of preterm babies covered in........(you know what, i'm going to leave that there) NO-ONE needs or wants to see that.
So stop it.
Then we have Britain First posts.
Yeah, don't share that shit either. IF you feel the need to share that sort of stuff, Take one hand, slap yourself hard around the face a couple of times until the urge to be a tosser passes. If it doesn't pass. delete your Facebook. Chances are you have no friends anyway because YOU ARE A RACIST and no-one likes you anyway. Even your mum doesn't like you. Honest.
This is an easy one.
If you really want to tell everyone what an idiot your ex, how he isn't paying a penny in child support and how he is selfish beyond all reason, call someone. Ring your best friend and bitch away all night long if it pleases you, otherwise, keep it off social media where possible. yes it's difficult but lets keep a little dignity.
Stop pressing LIKE for things which say, ""One Like equals a hundred prayers" or "Like to help this baby get better" You want to make a difference? Pressing like does absolutely jack shit, if you want to kid yourself that by pressing like you are making a difference. while you are pressing like, find me on your friends list and press unfriend at the same time, (unless I've done it to you already)
Facebook, Anti-social media at it's finest lately. Enough to make you want to live somewhere with only BT internet available so you couldn't get on Facebook even if you wanted to.
Are you on Facebook? Have you experienced any of the above things lately? Or seen something which has made you unfriend someone?
Let me know.
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