Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Facebook Rant or Why I Hate My Friends



Facebook, Usually a mix of friends, family and people you went to school with a long time ago and have never really stayed in contact with but you came up as a friend in common and you thought it would be rude if you didn't accept their request.

Facebook, a way of REALLY learning which people you hate. 

Seriously though, you can tell a lot about people by the crap they share on Facebook.

I have really grown to dislike a LOT of people I know on Facebook, (PS, if you are reading this through a link I posted on Facebook, I don't mean you, you are fucking fabulous) from the sharing of hysterical lies passed off as facts, (If I see one more Lotus flower photoshopped to look like a bloody nipple I am going to lose my shit) to yesterdays offering which made me want to burn down the internet in it's entirety. Yesterday, someone decided to share a video of a foetus, allegedly from a late abortion.

Classy, Facebook. Very classy.

Firstly, let me unfriend your arse because if you are sharing that, then I really want NOTHING to do with you whatsoever. You can have your opinions about abortion (you are wrong, but you can have them) but what I do not want to happen is see videos (real or otherwise) of preterm babies covered in........(you know what, i'm going to leave that there) NO-ONE needs or wants to see that.

EVER. 

So stop it.


Then we have Britain First posts.

Yeah, don't share that shit either. IF you feel the need to share that sort of stuff, Take one hand, slap yourself hard around the face a couple of times until the urge to be a tosser passes. If it doesn't pass. delete your Facebook. Chances are you have no friends anyway because YOU ARE A RACIST and no-one likes you anyway. Even your mum doesn't like you. Honest.

Dirty Laundry?

This is an easy one.


If you really want to tell everyone what an idiot your ex, how he isn't paying a penny in child support and how he is selfish beyond all reason, call someone. Ring your best friend and bitch away all night long if it pleases you, otherwise, keep it off social media where possible. yes it's difficult but lets keep a little dignity.


Stop pressing LIKE for things which say, ""One Like equals a hundred prayers" or "Like to help this baby get better" You want to make a difference? Pressing like does absolutely jack shit, if you want to kid yourself that by pressing like you are making a difference. while you are pressing like, find me on your friends list and press unfriend at the same time, (unless I've done it to you already)

Facebook, Anti-social media at it's finest lately. Enough to make you want to live somewhere with only BT internet available so you couldn't get on Facebook even if you wanted to.


Are you on Facebook? Have you experienced any of the above things lately? Or seen something which has made you unfriend someone?

Let me know.


Big Fashionista x x x









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18 comments

  1. My pet peeve is when they make vague status updates that are a roundabout way of making a dig. Just talk to me already. Also people who show graphic material without me having a choice in the matter but then getting upset if u don't like or comment on something. I would unfriended but the drama....

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    1. Oooh like subtweeting but subfacebooking? Urgh

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  2. Yes this needs to go viral on effing Facebook-I hate all of the above, you made me cry with laughter and I've hurt my neck nodding in agreement. In fact I'm going to share this right now on my Facebook page. One thing that's the saving grace of all this is the unfollow button on FB now-i can unfollow randoms without offending although anyone racist or acting like a dick gets unfriended x

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    1. Yes, I hear ya there. God know how many people have unfollowed me on Facebook today and I don't care because I don't know :D

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  3. Spot on Kel! Never been guilty of the above. Phew!

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    1. No you haven't hun, you are a pleasure to follow on FB

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  4. Agree with every single word of this and defriended loads of people for the reasons you mention. I find myself using Facebook less and less. X

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    1. I will keep it, because I like to be nosy but yes, it gets used less and less here too.

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  5. I deactived my main facebook account for many reasons including the ones you have mentioned. The final straw was one of my FB 'friends' posting a picture of their child on the potty and then telling us what they had done! :o( x

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    1. Oh dear god! Do people not think about their digital footprint at all?

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  6. Some very accurate observations - the videos o child and animal cruelty drive me mad. I've seen the pictures of the little boy screaming as a man tattos his hand several times not of my own choosing as lots of 'Friends' on FB used it to litter my news feed. Completely agree with the like to make a difference campaigns - if it really was that eay to cure things then it would have been done already? If I didn't work in a profession which requires social media I would definatgley consider deleting my account. Brilliant piece Kellie x

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  7. Such an accurate observation. The disgusting child and animal abuse videos allowed to come up on the news feeds are vile.if social media wasn't a vital tool for work and the fact I can keep in touch with friends long distance I would consider detelting my account. Their censor system leads a lot to be desired.

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  8. Absolutely spot on, I have been known to comment on posts with the simple words "Facebook is not a diary" in the past. Posts with pictures of emaciated animals with the words "press like of you're against animal abuse" piss me off no end aswell. And as for Britain First? They can fuck right off. I've already deleted several people for sharing their shite.
    That turned out a bit more sweary than I originally intended, sorry about that!

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  9. I think I love you, in a fellow Facebook hater type way!

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  10. Love this !! the ones I hate the quizzes for example.....Which Disney character am I? Which colour am I? etc etc etc You are a grown adult and have better things to do than a shitty quiz on FB. Get a life !! I spend all my time hiding quizzes and deleting idiots who have nothing better to do than upset me. Oh that and block game requests, no I do no wish to play Candy Crush, Farmville, or whatever the latest game is .... Thank you for this rant I love it xx

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  11. OMG I agree with everything, to be honest am still not quite sure why I have facebook I guess it keeps me informed abit but its not social for at all am just glad I found your blog all the truth. slowly coming from my blog depression am glad I got to read this.

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