I do many, many stupid things for this blog.
But this is probably the worst.
When I first saw that Walkers were bringing out new flavoured crisps I thought it was a joke, I really did think that an ex-employee had gone on a social media rampage to mess their shit up. But alas no, there are Hot Dog flavour crisps, Cheesy Beans on Toast and RANCH RACCOON flavour.
Why? I ask you, why on earth would anyone think that Ranch raccoon would make a great flavour for crisps? I still feel like an edgy hipster eating Worcester Sauce flavour crisps!!!
Now why should you eat them, when I can eat them for you?
What the hell does a Ranch Raccoon taste like? I hear you ask.
And the truth is, I can't tell you. I licked the crisp, I nibbled it, but there was a little voice in my head that said, "Spit it out tit witch" and I listened.
My 8yr old looked at the open bag of crisps and said, "Are you going to be eating those?" And when I replied in the negative, scoffed those bad boys like they were salt and vinegar and asked if I'd purchased a multi-pack.
So if you have the palate of an 8yr old girl, then by all means try the new flavours.
But personally, I like my crisps to be traditional,
How about you?
Let me know.
Big Fashionista x x