Monday, 18 August 2014

Walkers Crisps- Ranch Raccoon Flavour

I do many, many stupid things for this blog.

But this is probably the worst. 

When I first saw that Walkers were bringing out new flavoured crisps I thought it was a joke, I really did think that an ex-employee had gone on a social media rampage to mess their shit up. But alas no, there are Hot Dog flavour crisps, Cheesy Beans on Toast and RANCH RACCOON flavour. 

Why? I ask you, why on earth would anyone think that Ranch raccoon would make a great flavour for crisps? I still feel like an edgy hipster eating Worcester Sauce flavour crisps!!! 

Now why should you eat them, when I can eat them for you?

What the hell does a Ranch Raccoon taste like? I hear you ask.

And the truth is, I can't tell you. I licked the crisp, I nibbled it, but there was a little voice in my head that said, "Spit it out tit witch" and I listened. 

My 8yr old looked at the open bag of crisps and said, "Are you going to be eating those?" And when I replied in the negative, scoffed those bad boys like they were salt and vinegar and asked if I'd purchased a multi-pack. 

(I hadn't) 

So if you have the palate of an 8yr old girl, then by all means try the new flavours. 

But personally, I like my crisps to be traditional, 

How about you? 

Let me know. 

Big Fashionista x x



  1. I haven't tried these new one's but I do fancy trying the Pulled Pork one's....

  2. I don't really like crisps, tbh. If I ever eat them, I'd go for salt and vinegar, nothing else.

  3. I'm a massive crisp fan. Huge. And have a top five of crisps. Extensive research has helped me gain a good palate for crispy snacks but these just don't do it for. The Pulled Pork ones are quite nice though.

  4. Is it ok if I was just a little sick in my mouth? RACCOON FLAVOUR?! Please tell me, who on earth created that option? VOM!
    Rebecca xxx

  5. It's like hedgehog crisps all over again lol Like the sound of the beans and cheese ones tho :)

  6. Ranch Raccoon crisp? YES please!! Haha they are sooo nice they just taste of chicken and sour cream and chive which i love. Knowing its raccoon does make it odd i guess but the flavour is nowhere near as bad as expected :)

  7. what concerns me most is that they think they know what racoon tastes like...?! I can't even...


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