I know, I know. It is far too early in the day (Or late, considering what time you are reading this. In fact, WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS? Where have you BEEN?) to talk cock but hey, when did you ever expect anything better of me.
It is a fact that my brain works in mysterious ways. Occasionally, weird thoughts enter my head and I can't get rid of them until I write them down. (I can only apologise)
#SorryNotSorry
So, this is my question to you.
What is the best collective noun for a group of penises that you can come up with?
(Ok, I'm a little sorry)
(But I'm not sorry for this picture to illustrate a group of penises)
The picture is for illustrative purposes only, I'm talking about real peni here, not dick heads.
A clutch of penises?
A penetration of penises?
I'm handing it over to you.
And the best one will get a prize.
So let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x
A clutch of penises?
A penetration of penises?
I'm handing it over to you.
And the best one will get a prize.
So let me know.
Big Fashionista x x x
A collective of penises I would say.
ReplyDeleteA smegma
ReplyDeleteA waste of penises.
ReplyDeleteAn opportunity
ReplyDeleteOK I've got one, a gobble of penises (SORRY! *hides*)
ReplyDeleteAn ejaculation (especially when some of those above spout such nonsense.)
ReplyDeleteA cluster fuck :D
ReplyDeleteA government of penises
ReplyDeleteA gag?!
ReplyDeleteI think you're a little confused, that's actually a picture of a "penis of Tories". Easy mistake to make.
ReplyDeleteI'm kinda torn. Part of me thinks it should be a throb. Because, well...
ReplyDeleteAnd part of me thinks it should be a Ralph, in honour of Judy Blume's Forever.
A dong of cocks.
ReplyDeleteSee now you have taken me back to a drunken conversation I had with my friends. Cock soup. What would it look like? Floppy, like meat balls, erecting bobbing around in the soup; everyone had a different idea of what it looked like. Anyway....... my contribution to the name of a collection of penises would be a "A Cockup of Penises".
ReplyDeleteDing dongs
ReplyDeletea banter of cocks
ReplyDeleteTrona @ Aye Lined
A cacophony of coks!
ReplyDeleteA blow...?
ReplyDeleteA fuckery of cocks.
ReplyDeleteA fist of cocks, along the same lines as a 'hand' of bananas... OR an orgy of cocks.
ReplyDeleteA thrust of cocks? I like the idea of a gobble of cocks personally or a banquet of....
ReplyDeleteCorrect collective noun is a "riot" of peni
ReplyDeleteA congress of cocks.
ReplyDelete