I know, I know. It is far too early in the day (Or late, considering what time you are reading this. In fact, WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS? Where have you BEEN?) to talk cock but hey, when did you ever expect anything better of me.
It is a fact that my brain works in mysterious ways. Occasionally, weird thoughts enter my head and I can't get rid of them until I write them down. (I can only apologise)
So, this is my question to you.
What is the best collective noun for a group of penises that you can come up with?
(Ok, I'm a little sorry)
(But I'm not sorry for this picture to illustrate a group of penises)