Monday, 1 September 2014

Don't Get Your Period Knickers In A Twist

A beautiful day now means only one thing for me, it means I can get my washing on the line. (I know right? The glamour of my life constantly amazes me too)

The problem with putting your washing on the line in Yorkshire on the edge of a valley, is that I do not care how beautiful a day it is, it is always windy, which is FABULOUS for washing, not so fabulous for bringing in the same amount of washing that went out.

Take for example yesterday, when my considerate neighbour rescued some of my washing from her front garden, including my PERIOD PANTS.

Oh the shame.

Oh don't look at me like that, we all have them. Grotty old undies that you wouldn't want to be run over wearing. (Sorry Vanish, even you aren't getting those clean, and sorry mum)
They were probably white once, (side note, white is not a good colour for period knickers, um, period) they are not white now. but you know what? They are COMFORTABLE, a little stained, (clean stains, Oh you know what I mean, I think. Is anyone still reading?) and thats what counts. They are MY KNICKERS, for my eyes only.......

Until the neighbour artfully draped them over my front gate.

Yeah thanks for that, love. (bitch)

I'm sure she now thinks I have some sort of problem.

For the next month I am either going to have to do one of two things,

Handwash my best knickers and then throw them in her garden, (Hand wash, hahahahahahahahahaha, AS IF) not forgetting to throw the matching bras across as well. (Matching bras, hahahahahahahahaha)


Do you have any better ideas? Because I'd love to hear them, or at least share with me your embarrassing laundry stories.

And please reassure me i'm not the only one with period knickers, right?

Let me know

Big Fashionista x x x



  1. I *had* period pants until I changed my pill....!
    Better idea? Black period pants, not white....!

    1. That is a good idea! Why are my period pants not black!

  2. I thought everyone had period pants!? No?

  3. Period pants are also the pants I wear when I feel ill... they're old and comfy and don't need to be pulled out of my arse constantly.
    Black is definitely the way to go btw... ;)

  4. Yep, period knickers and period trackies to lounge in at home. We all have them, right?

  5. Not the only one at all! Period knickers are a thing, in fact I think there's a gap in the market for period knickers!

  6. Black cotton maternity knickers from mothercare. Enough said.


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