Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Taylor Swift, Pop Crack giving you one more hit



I have come to the conclusion that Taylor Swift is the pop equivalent of crack. just when you think you have weaned yourself off, she come back with another hit and you find yourself being sucked deep into a pit of despair from which there is no mercy.



"Shake It Off" you say, Taylor?

Seriously, get out of my head. What is it with these songs,and especially this song that means it chews into my brain and refuses to leave. (On the plus side, it has taken out another meaningless peace of crap that was just taking up space in my head, so, ya know? Every cloud)


Taylor Swift is possibly the most annoying, meaningless, soul sucking pop princess that has ever been created. I am not a fan (Did you guess?) and yet...........

I can't get her fucking song out of my head. 


AT ALL.

It refuses to leave. It is like those people you meet on holiday that you swap addresses with at the end of the holiday. Never expecting to ever have to see them again, they come to visit and then drink all your booze and overstay their welcome. There is just no getting rid of them, they just keep coming back. Yep, we all know the type, and if you don't, then you are those people. Taylor Swift is THOSE PEOPLE and it is not COOL.

The bloody song has been stuck in my head for so long now that I am seriously considering digging it out with a knitting needle, or WORSE..........

It is drastic, extremely dangerous and only to be used as a last resort, but if I cannot extract this song the usual way, then I MAY, if I feel that my health will be endangered, MAY have to resort to listening to Cher Lloyd, Swagger Jagger. (Don't worry, I will make sure that I have someone with me at ALL times through this dangerous procedure)




As ear worms go, you have to admit, this is a bad one.


What can I do?


(You are all going to tell me to Shake it off, aren't you?)


and what song is your ear worm? What song can't you stand but you catch yourself singing?


Let me know.


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8 comments

  1. I have the same issue. God help me it's driving me nuts, That and the stupid don't be so cruel song or whatever the crap it's called.

    Honey Go-Lightly

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    1. I have the same one stuck in my head... Its on a constant overdrive but just the same few lyrics!

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  2. I had it in my head for ages until I heard Megan Traynor's "All About That Bass" - fucking thing has been in my head for WEEKS, just the one line, on a loop, over and over and over. That and Doc McStuffins.

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  3. Anything by One Direction kills me.....My girls the fools love them and their songs get stuck in my head. Horrible.

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  4. Didn't know this song, as I don't listen to any chart music these days, though I do know a few things by Taylor Swift. I just searched for the video - really enjoyed it actually - so well edited, lots of humour, great costumes and looks - I'm not sure I'd like the song stuck in my head on repeat, however. You've got to give her credit for having the knack to write and sing catchy, hooky songs. It's what pop music is all about.

    I suffer quite a lot from songs I hate getting stuck. I really do dislike Paul McCartney - what was going round my head the other day?

    "Ebony and Ivoreee! Live together in perfect harmony - side by side on my piano keyboard - Oh Lord! Why can't we?!"

    ...and EVERY SINGLE TIME I hear that Wreck-It Ralph song, Sugar Rush, my head is going "S. U. G. A. R. jump into your racing car..." for ages afterwards.

    As an aside, I just don't get the negativity about Taylor Swift in general, she seems like a nice young woman - I'd much prefer my daughter to be like her than be stripping off in public and being vulgar at every opportunity, in the way of women like Rihanna and Miley Cyrus.


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    1. I see your Ebony and Ivory and raise you to Paul McCartney and the bloody Frog Chorus. For some unknown reason this gets stuck in my head at work on a regular basis.

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  5. Shake It Off :P I am a Taylor Swift fan but Shake It Off is irritatingly catchy. I heard that the British National Anthem is the best thing to listen to to get a song out of your head, seriously, I heard it on the radio.
    Last week I watched Bad Grandpa and I've still got Cherry Pie stuck in my head!

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  6. This song is the one song that I can sing one line, very quietly to myself at work and then suddenly the rest of the office is humming it within minutes! Damn you Taylor Swift and your ever so catchy tunes!

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