Friday, 30 January 2015

Vaginal Steaming

I'm a contrary madam, if Gwyneth Paltrow says something is good for you, I pretty much go out of my way to do/drink/eat/sleep with the opposite. 

Now Gwynny's latest pearls of wisdom are about vaginal steaming. 


Now I always thought the hot hair came OUT of Ms Paltrow's mouth, not into her foof. 

But guess I was wrong.

What I'm hoping is, is this vag steaming is not over a kettle. (or at least one that she doesn't use for the guests cup of macrobiotic, shit out of a monkey coffee.

I do not like the sound of this. NOT ONE BIT. 

I tend to think of my vay-jay-jay as a self cleaning oven. It gets a wipe over and no food gets left behind but other than that, I tend to let it be. 

(Sorry for the visions you may now be experiencing) 

I'm SURE that Vaginal steaming is a beautiful experience. But you know what? 

It's not for me, thanks. 

I'll leave the steam cleaning for my jackets thanks.

How about YOU?

Let me know.

Big Fashionista x x x



  1. Erm... what? I'm getting visions of horrific fanny burns and yeast infections. There is no gynaecologist in the world that would agree that this is healthy for any vagina, not even Gwyneth's!

  2. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. I'm beginning to wonder if some of these slebs are unbelievably gullible. I'd love to know how the creators of this ridiculous process sold it to victims. I'm fed up with constant ads asking if I know the pH level of my flange, let alone this. Marketing idea, bog roll with built in litmus paper. If they can sell minge misting I could be onto a winner 😀

  3. The idea of vaginal steaming has made me go all squiggly and uncomfortable ... bleurgh!

    C xx

  4. I'm 100% with you on this. I always thought that it was a very delicate area that took care of itself and that perfumes and all that other nonsense was terrible for your lady parts.

  5. There are some things that make me want to go, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." and this is most definalty one of them! I'm just wriggling thinking about it :S

    Unevenlemming: Wife, Mother, Beauty Lover

  6. I swear over-cleaning your lady land is bad and can cause infections and reactions? Bloody hell they didn't do this back in the 30's, and they survived!

    The Crown Wings

  7. Wow as Fiona said, this cannot be good for your bits and pieces, wow! Gwyneth needs a word with her vajayjay!


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