Wednesday, 11 March 2015

Don't Make Me Adult Today

I killed a tomato plant yesterday. It was only a little one, but I sort of forgot about it for a couple of days. Which is all kinds of awkward because I am a single parent in charge of three children of various ages.

I guess Tomato plants need to learn how to whinge louder don't they?

But you know what, sometimes adulting is hard, bloody hard, and I don't think I am adequately prepared for this adulting shit.

Sometimes I just want to skip out on adulting for the day and go and play in the park, hiding from the adults who are doing adulting things with other adults in adult places.


Occasionally I stop and think, "WOW, I'm a grown-up, HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? I blinked and now I have to deal with adult things like Council Tax payments, Solicitors and LAUNDRY"

Urgh, Laundry is the WORST. Where do all the socks GO?

So if you want me today, I'm the one listening to Now That's What I Call Music 10 in the park, on the swing, not giving a single fuck about socks or tomato plants, just wondering why Bananarama was on  Disc 2 of Now 10 with Love In The First Degree when everyone knows the good tracks go on Disc 1.

No sireeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,

I am not Adulting today,

How about you?

Let me know.

Big Fashionista x x x


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