Ok, the selfie has gone TOO FAR. Toooooo far. The latest selfie accessory that you apparently need in your life is the vagina selfie stick.
My first thought was, what cunt thought of that?"
My second thought was, I should buy one, the next person to send me an unsolicited dick pic is going to get the shock of his life. Mwahahahahahahaha.
See, I'm not sure of this one, this to me is a step too far. And while I am all for loving your own vagina, and tending to your own lady garden, there are some things that only your gynaecologist needs to see.
Oh and apparently you can FaceTime "someone special" to share your special moments with them......
"OH GOD MUM I AM SO SORRY, wrong number"
I'm also worried about connection issues, "sorry babe, I'm losing you, I'm just going into a tunnel"
So whilst I am all for selfies, this for me is just a step too far.
And then what happens if people decide to use the app, Perfect 365 on their vagina selfies?
Head EXPLODES.
Vagina selfies, yay or nay?
Let me know
My first instinct was to check the date..... but no, it's not April 1st yet..... My second was to think "But isn't it a bit dark in there? Where's the flash?"
ReplyDeleteNow, having a pop up flash gun would make it into a whole new experience.
I want to know if it vibrates when someone face times you.
DeleteI'm actually speechless. Why is this necessary? WHO WOULD WANT TO USE IT?!
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaa...... wait till it comes with a selfie stick.... not too sure I want to be seeing those shots in Instagram!
ReplyDeleteThere are already enough cunts on Instagram.
DeleteI think all I have to say is "ewww" that's nasty.
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Your posts are HILARIOUS! But yes I think this is a bit much, I mean I love a good selfie but...wow haha
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Surely it can't be facetime... must be vaginatime!
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Stop,
DeleteCervix time.
I ... I can't ... Just no! It's a bit much really. Although for equal opportunity it could be used in any orifice. My brain feels dirty, I need brain bleach.....
ReplyDeleteSo does the selfie stick :D
DeleteOh good lord
ReplyDeleteWhat the....lol
ReplyDeleteWhy, just why?
It's a matter of time, isn't it. Before I see the inside of Kim Kardashian's vagina.
ReplyDeleteOooh imagine that on a smear check up
ReplyDeleteto paraphrase the Irish with this wonderful turn of phrase:
ReplyDeleteI would in me HOLE
(which means "no bloody way mate)
No words. Although I have had a giggle at some of these comments. Just why?
ReplyDelete'did you come up with any new ideas at the office today hunny?'
ReplyDelete'Yeah we invented this really cool thing called the vagina stick, I think it'll be really popular'
It scares me to think that there is actually a person out there like that
ROFL! Oh dear lord, I really have seen it all now!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a selfie stick too far!