Tuesday, 28 April 2015

The Urn and Only Dildo you will need.



Women masturbate, they do. It is not a well-kept secret, it is not a shameful secret, or something that will make you go blind, trust me on this, but am I alone in wanting to scratch my own eyes out at the thought of a dildo in which you can insert the ashes of your dead partner?


I AM NOT EVEN JOKING HERE. 





This passage is taken from the website, http://www.marksturkenboom.com/works/21-grams/


"21 Grams is a memory-box that allows a widow to go back
to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one.
After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person
is only one aspect of the pain and grieve.
This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility
to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the diseased and displays
an immortal desire.
By bringing different nostalgic moments together like
the scent of his perfume, ‘their’ music and
reviving the moment he gave her her first ring, it
opens a window to go back to moments of love and intimacy.
She is able to have an intimate night with her sweetheart again.
The cabinet functions also as an acoustic amplifier.
In the back of the cabinet there is room for an iPhone,
the music plays their music through the ‘forget me not’ flowers
on the inside of the cabinet. The key to this cabinet
is also a golden collier.
So that she is the only one who can access the cabinet.
21 Grams is not only a way to tempt a person to revive an
intimate night with her love again
but also displays an accusation against

the unavoidable passing of life"





Um, I don't know, I'm really not sure if this is a great idea, plus, what happens if you get the ashes of your dear departed cat mixed up with the "lost beloved one?" (Too much?) 


This is totally not for me, I appreciate the rest of the sentiments, just not the dildo, and anyway, I'm measuring my beloved one up to turn him into a diamond ring once he has gone, (He knows this) but I would LOVE to know your thoughts on this one.


Do you think you would turn your beloved one into a dildo if they departed the earth? A diamond? Or even a pillow, I do like the idea of a pillow that I could cuddle. 



Let me know. 



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3 comments

  1. A diamond. .. maybe. A dildo. .. hell no. This is frigging weird.

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  2. My first thought was "but what if it breaks inside you and you have person ash inside your vagina."

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  3. What the...I had to read this twice I thought I had read it wrong!
    I find this very odd....

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