Wednesday, 11 November 2015
Sloths, Demonic hell dwellers or something worse?
Evil bastards. Genuinely, if you are a brand, looking for a new PR company, try to find out which PR company is repping sloths these days and get them to look after you because anyone who can make an evil creature with blades for fingernails seem like something you would want to have a "Netflix and Chill" session with, has to be worth TOP DOLLAR.
LOOK AT ITS FACE.
That fucker wants to kill you, your family, your next door neighbour and then it wants to have sex with your dog.
Somehow, this KILLER of all mankind has gone from being what Edward Scissorhands was based on if you took away the empathy for others, the love for the world and the ability to cut hair, to being something you want to buy a sofa from.
Are you fricking kidding me?
If a sloth could actually be bothered to move, and there is a huge part of me that wonders whether their perceived laziness is just a huge ploy to lull us into a false sense of security, then sloths would be running the world. Forget Planet of The Apes, Planet Of The Sloths, I can see it happening.
But no, they have obviously paid out the big money, (probably money they have robbed at fingernail point) and got themselves a good PR company to fake them out as cuddly little creatures that people want to cuddle. SUCKERS.
They probably went split the bill with Koalas. If Sloths are demons, then Koalas are their little henchmen. FACT.
I am not fooled by the Sloths, you won't catch me falling for their tricks, and when the sloths have you imprisoned in human zoos, don't say I didn't warn you, ok?
Sloths, Demons sent straight from hell, or am I overreacting?
Let me know.
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