So the search for the perfect selfie continues for the many. Over the last week I was upset to read about beach goers pulling a baby dolphin from the sea to have their picture taken with it, and then over the weekend, another story emerged about someone pulling a small shark out onto the beach to take the "ultimate selfie"
Listen up you wankpuffins, if you want the ultimate selfie, get in the sea. Swim right up to that Great White and ask it to say cheese.
No? You don't fancy that? Then leave the creatures alone. You don't get to drag animals out of the sea to take your pictures, you go to them, and if it's too dangerous to go to them, then you don't get your pictures. They are the RULES.
What the hell are people going to do with these pictures anyway? A selfie with a dead baby dolphin is not exactly going to be your highest liked picture on Instagram, you spunk nugget. No-one wants to see a dead dolphin in your pics, and I don't give a SHIT what filter you use.
You want a picture with a beautiful creature? The beautiful creature does not want to be pulled from its natural habitat to have its picture taken with some one so ugly on the inside that it is willing to risk the life of its photographic subject.
Want the picture?
To borrow a well known phrase doing the rounds,
Get In The Sea.
What are your thoughts on the dolphin selfies, and the latest news that someone tried to take their picture with a small shark-like fish,
Let me know.
Big Fashionista X X X