Monday, 10 October 2016
"Clowns, because women need more things to be scared of when they walk home by themselves late at night"
So, what started in America, stares pointedly at America, is now apparently on our own doorstep. Nope, not Donald Trump, the OTHER CLOWNS.
Who the FUCK decided that it would be super fun to dress up as a clown and scare shit out of people?
You know what, I am NOT scared of clowns. What I am scared of, are people who think dressing up as a clown and walking around in the dark for the sole purpose of scaring people is a good idea.
YOU JUST KNOW that these people who are dressing up as clowns for fun are MEN. Men who think it is BANTZ, a laugh, a bit of a giggle. There are very few women who would think, I know, I will scare people as they walk home alone from a night out, because they KNOW that walking home alone, even if it is 50 metres down the road is scary enough.
I don't need a clown to make my heart stop briefly when I am walking home in the dark. A leaf underfoot, a cat running across the road, a car slowing down nearby. ALL THINGS GUARANTEED to terrify a woman. WANT TO THROW IN A CLOWN AND JUST MAKE THINGS WORSE?
But it is my fault I suppose, I just don't GET THE JOKE, do I? I just don't get it. IT'S FUN. IT is JUST A LAUGH, I need to lighten up, don't I? God, WOMEN, they are SO TOUCHY.
If you think that the clown epidemic is a "bit of a laugh" consider the people who are already scared to walk home in the dark, If you are a person who is unnerved by the clowns, realise that THIS IS HOW WOMEN FEEL, ALL THE TIME.
If you are thinking of dressing up as a clown to scare people, don't be THAT GUY.
And if you find yourself surrounded by clowns one night, always go straight for the juggler. (Clown joke, coz)
What do you think about the clown epidemic? Is the media focus making it worse? Are Clowns this years False Widows?
Let me know.
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