I have never

I think we have all played a version of the drinking game, Never Have I, Ever. My problem was always that I would get confused, "Never have I ever had sex in a lift?" "Does that mean I drink if I have, or if I haven't?" Drinks drink anyway.

So here is my version. Play along in the comments if you want to add your own.


I have never watched Magic Mike, or Magic Mike XXL.

I have never read the Harry Potter books, or watched the films.

I have never been on a girlie holiday.

I have never been on a City Break.

I have never had a Brazilian, (or a waxing)

I have never eaten oysters.

I have never passed out through alcohol. (But God, I've tried)

And finally, I have never found a dog, I didn't like the look of.


How many of these have you never done either?

Or what do you want to add?


Let me know in the comments.