7.45am Wake up, Check all my social media platforms, not much interaction yet. maybe I should tweet something controversial so I can write a column about bullying on social media?
8.45am Still nothing, I said that puppies were arseholes and still no hate. Time to upload a picture to my personal profile that says "No Haterz please"
9.45am. Start a column.
9.47am Finish the column.
10.01am Create tweet saying about how hard I work and share 15 replies all agreeing with me.
10.15am. Still no hate. What on earth am I going to write about tomorrow?
10.30am Think, WWLJD (What Would Liz Jones Do/)
10.35am I create new column belittling bloggers and stereotyping them all as airheads.
That should court controversy and debate.
10.37am I finish column.
12.00pm Yes, finally. I have received tweets debating my column, calling me out for my stereotyping. I ignore all the ones that say how I am in the wrong, and reply to everyone who agrees with me, thanking them for their support at this hard time.
12.30pm Lock down account for half an hour, whilst tweeting about how much hatred I am receiving and how abuse on twitter should not be tolerated. I block a few people as well, that always stirs it up a little bit more.
1.00pm Creates new article about online bullying and the distress it has caused me.
Go home and chill. LOL Mission accomplished.
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